Title: Tousle Me
Author: Lucy V Morgan
Genre: Young Adult/ Romance
Release Date: 2013
*** Copy provided by Author in exchange for an honest review***
Tousle Me is a parody about college student Cammiebelle Hicks, who is about to embark on her freshman year with her two best friends- Enid and Archer. Enid and Archer are Cammie’s childhood friends and they are now all attending UCLAP together. Archer got into the Pi Pi Pi Frat House, and it’s here that Cammie first meets the alluring Hunter von Styles. Hunter is the ultimate party boy, he is wealthy, handsome and a real ladies man. Cammie is the opposite, a book blog reviewer, a virgin and an introvert. Cammie and Hunter’s story forms the crux of Tousle Me.
I feel Tousle Me is like the awesome model you admire from afar, which has great abs, a handsome face and impeccable taste. Then when you meet them you realise they are airbrushed abs, a digitally enhanced face and not quite as intelligent as you thought. If Tousle Me was a model, it would be the real life version. It looks like an interesting, romantic love-story and then half way in you realise it’s a hilarious parody of all contemporary great fiction novels!
Morgan had everything a great novel needed. She had a relatable main character, Cammiebelle Hicks the college freshman. She had the drop dead gorgeous frat boy. She had a jealous male best friend, who secretly had a crush on the main character. Then my personal favourite is that she had a main character that loved reading, had a reading review blog, was on Goodreads and watched Gossip Girl. All this and the clichéd characteristics of the main characters made Tousle Me an excellent parody.
Firstly, there is the unrealistic love interest by the name of Hunter von Styles. Hunter starts off as somewhat believable- a hot, rich, British guy who goes to a college in America and is part of a frat house. Then we find out he is so rich he is a billionaire, was in a German rock band before coming to college and dated Taylor Swift for a while. He is also so super rich that he bought Goodreads for Cammie, within the first few minutes of meeting her. He epitomises the characteristics of the ultimate male protagonist, he just happens to have all of these awesome features rolled into one!
Secondly, this leads me to the romantic plot development, or lack thereof, between Hunter and Cammie. In true love story style the reader has not really had the chance to meet and understand Cammie yet, let alone Hunter, before a random, chance meeting on a rooftop has them going on a first date. Okay, that’s fine. Then the real cliché’s appear with Hunter being overly pushy and obnoxious, exactly what you expect from a wealthy guy. What you don’t expect is that out of nowhere after date number one, they are completely besotted with each other?! Morgan was again using the parody very well, but it’s here that I felt that there could have been a little more explanation of their feelings and affection. It is also on said first date that the reader learns yet another fact about Hunter, he is sometimes cage-fighter. Is there anything this guy isn’t – billionaire, rocker, college student, serial dater, and a cage-fighter?
Morgan’s one downfall was the semantics, sentence structure and vocabulary in this novel. The sentences were long and clunky, taking two sentences to explain what could have been written eloquently in one. The vocabulary chosen seemed almost immature, and not something you would expect from a contemporary, young adult novel. The demise of the vocabulary occured when Cammie’s lady parts started to be named things like “vaj mahal’, ‘daffodil’and ‘tuna cake’, just to name a few.
A hilarious and tremendously witty read! Please note that it is a parody, so roll with the humour and clichés.